The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat. by Albert Einstein

Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold. by Norman R. Augustine

The average man's life consists of : Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too. by anonymous

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity. When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from? by anonymous

Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain. by Michael McClary